DUGTUNGAN PORTION.

1. "sana ____ ngayon!"
`` KASAMA KO SYA.

2. "masarap ____ sa kama."
``MATULOG.

3. "natatakot akong ____."
``TAKUTIN.

4. "gusto kong makita at makasama si ____"
``:)

5. "hay, gusto ko nang ____"
``SABIHIN YUNG TOTOO.

6. "gusto kong kumain ng ____"
``CARBONARA.

7. "si doraemon ay _____"
``NAKAKA GAGU. :)

8. "masarap tumambay sa _____"
``SA BAHAY.

9. "masaya ako kung makita ko si _____"
``:)

10. "mahilig akong _____"
``MAG NET.

11. "ang pinaka-weirdong bagay na nagawa ko ay _______"
``DE MALIGO FOR THREE DAYS. HAHA. :)

12. "dapat pinagbabawal ang _______"
``ANG PDA AT ANG MONTHSARY. - TAMA!

13. "ang emo ay ______"
``DUGYOT. :)

14. "ang goth ay _____"
``GRRR.

15. "ang punk ay ______"
``GANUN PA RIN.

16. "si sarah geronimo ay ______"
``BOOOOOOH!

17. "si GMA ay _______"
``MUNTANGA.

18. "ang southpark ay _____"
``MAKULET.

19. "si Barney ay ______"
``DAPAT MAMATAY.

20. "ang pagsabi ng bad words ay _____"
``MASAMA?

21. "ang hindi pagtupad sa pangako ay _____"
``KALAPASTANGANAN.

22. "kung ako'y isang pagkain, ako ay ____"
``MASARAP. HAHA. :)

23. "gusto kong umapak sa planetang _____"
``EARTH PA RIN.

24. "masaya ako kase _____"
``MEDYO OK NA KAME. :|

25. "dati, ako ay isang ____"
``BAKLA. :)

26. "pero, _____"
``BABAE NA KU.

27. "kaya, ______"
`` ME MATRIS NA KU.

28. "aaminin ko na isa akong _______"
``TAO.

29. "ang pinakamataas kong narating ay ang ______"
``ANG BAHAY NAMEN. :|

30. "ang masasabi ko sa aking career ngayon ay ______"
``NO COMMENT.

31. "iboto natin si ___ bilang presidente!"
~ CYRILL.

32. "gusto ko ng _____"
``LOTSA MONEY. :)

33. "ngayon-ngayon lang, naalala kong ______"
``ME NAALALA AKU. :|

tinataya ko ang mga sumusunod:

TSSS. :|

Tama!

INSTRUCTIONS

1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.

01. I miss somebody right now - paka kase. :)
02. I don't watch much TV these days
03. I love olives
04. I love sleeping
05. I own lots of books
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
07. I love to play video games
08. I've tried marijuana
09. I've watched porn movies - try lang. lol. :)
10. I have been in a threesome

11. I had a psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy - tama!
13. I have mostly acne free skin
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton
15. I curse frequently - grrrrr. :)
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year - i guess. :)
17. I have a hobby
18. I've been told that I have an apple bottom
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me
20. I'm really, really smart

21. I've never broken someone's bones
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I love the rain
24. I'm paranoid at times
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free - haha. :)
26. I need money right now! - tama!
27. I love Sushi
28. I talk really, really fast
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
30. I have medium to long hair

31. I have lost money in Las Vegas
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis
35. I have a twin
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look sometimes - tama!
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months - white lies. :)
40. I know how to cornrow

41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have a lot of mood swings
43. I think prostitution should be legalized
44. I think Britney Spears is hot
45. I have been cheated on by a significant other in the past
46. I have a hidden talent - tama!
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have - tama!
48. I think that I'm popular
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex

51. I enjoy talking on the phone
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants - hehe. :)
53. I love to shop - tama!
54. I would rather shop than eat - sometimes. haha. :)
55. I would classify myself as ghetto
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
57. I'm obsessed with my livejournal, blogdrive, Xanga or myspace.
58. I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. - tama!
59. I'm a pretty good/amazing dancer
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington

61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62. I have a cell phone - who doesn't have?
63. I believe in God - tama!
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
66. I love drama - KDrama. love it. :)
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
68. I've rejected someone before
69. I currently have a crush on someone - lam ni MADEL yun. hehe. :)
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

71. I want to have children in the future - tssssss. :|
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I've called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails - depression. :|
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
76. I'm not allergic to anything
77. I have a lot to learn
78. I have dated someone at least 5 years older or younger
79. I plan on seeing the new movie "Closer" featuring Julia Roberts
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes.

81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol before
84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past
85. I own the "South Park" movie
86. I have avoided assignments at work to be on Xanga or Myspace
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
88. I enjoy some country music
89. I would die for my best friend - tama!
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza - i guess so. :)

91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story"
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I love it
98. I have dated a close friend's ex
99. I have hurt my self before - masokista. haha. :)
100. I am tired at this moment - haha. :)

Bob Ong.

1. "Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya.."

2. "Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba."

3. "Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."

4. "Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."

5. "Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."

6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."

7. "Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."

8. "Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."

9. "Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang."

10. "Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una."

11. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang fextra friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."

12. "Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totoong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka."

13. "Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority."

14. "Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya."

15. "Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo."

16. “Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala”

17. “Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan”

18. "Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"

19. "Pakawalan mo yung mga bagay na nakakasakit sa iyo kahit na pinasasaya ka nito. Wag mong hintayin ang araw na sakit na lang ang nararamdaman mo at iniwan ka na ng kasiyahan mo."

20. "Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang mga taong malalapit sa iyo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo."

21. "Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal...nakakatakot mahulog...at kapag nahulog ka, it's either by accident or talagang tanga ka."

22. "Kahit anung signs pa ang dumating at natupad, kung di ka niya mahal, hindi ka niya mahal."